diff --git a/bash/bash.d/aliases b/bash/bash.d/aliases
index b0cf7ca..62ba717 100644
--- a/bash/bash.d/aliases
+++ b/bash/bash.d/aliases
@@ -46,3 +46,7 @@ alias ...='cd ../../'
 # Computer control
 alias blank='sleep 1s && xset dpms force off'
 alias lock='blank; xscreensaver-command --lock'
+
+# whatever
+alias shrug="echo '¯\_(ツ)_/¯'"
+alias pinguin="echo 🐧"
diff --git a/bash/bash.d/fortune b/bash/bash.d/fortune
deleted file mode 100644
index 21b8679..0000000
--- a/bash/bash.d/fortune
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,10 +0,0 @@
-# Give a fortune cookie
-if [[ $(command -v fortune) ]]
-then
-	if [[ $(command -v cowsay) ]]
-	then
-		fortune -so | cowsay -n
-	else
-		fortune -so
-	fi
-fi
diff --git a/bash/bash.d/lol b/bash/bash.d/lol
deleted file mode 100644
index 7b64c3e..0000000
--- a/bash/bash.d/lol
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-#LOL
-alias shrug="echo '¯\_(ツ)_/¯'"
-alias pinguin="echo 🐧"